EXPERIENCES - Masturbating while drunk

So it’s 1:30 am and I’m horny and drunk and I’ll i can think about is sex and getting ass. Ughhhhhh. I can’t wait till I’m mad skinnier so I can get more ass than I have. I’m sick of laying in bed fingering myself wishing I had a boy instead of my hands. Thank god for hands though. I mean am I the only one that thinks this way? I feel like I think like a boy. Of course I want to lose weight to feel good about myself but I want that amazing feeling after getting fingered or eaten out of having sex and you feel like fucking jelly and it’s just like. You feel amazing. I love that feelinggg. Ahhhh :)